God Hates Fangs Podcast 14 - Twenty Shows to Watch While True Blood Isn't On

Belated Halloween greetings!  In our all-singing, all-dancing new episode we look at twenty shows that everyone out there suffering from True Blood withdrawal can check out in the long months until season four.

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Our True Blood Halloween:

True Blood Pumpkin
True Blood Cake
Natalie dressed as Sookie

Links:

Bill and Eric tattoo on ugliesttattoos.failblog.org

"The Office" Halloween episode: Sookie and Bill  

God Hates Fangs Podcast 13 - The Best and Worst of Season 3

We're back, and badder than ever! Apologies for the delay, here is our show discussing the best and worst things in season three of True Blood.  This podcast may contain extreme prejudice towards fairies.

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Remember to join us in a fortnight for our look at some other kickass shows that you could check out in the long wait until season four!

Links:

HBO Costumes Competition
Sesame Street True Blood Parody

God Hates Fangs Podcast 12 - Evil Is Going On

Well folks, it's come to an end.  Join us as we dissect the True Blood season 3 finale, which featured Obi-Wan-Godric, a flying saucer-cum-chandelier, an ice-skater's costume, and a random Matrix moment.

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We hope you've enjoyed listening, and we're pleased to announce that just because the season is over doesn't mean our podcasts are.  Join us next week when we list our ten most and least favourite things about season 3. The following week we'll be looking at some of the great TV shows that you can watch during the True Blood haitus.  That will be followed with a show dedicated to other vampire TV shows and movies.  Once the six issue run of True Blood comics finishes in a few month's time we'll have a podcast dedicated to those, which will also look at a few other vampire-based comic series.  We'd love it if you could e-mail us any suggestions for these upcoming shows at godhatesfangs@hotmail.co.uk.  

God Hates Fangs Podcast 11 - Fresh Blood

The Devil went down to Louisiana, and what did he find?  Why, stripper cardiologists, tango ringtones, illiterate dog-boys and herbal abortion of course.

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Links:

Mississippi Museum of Art, Jackson
Wikipedia: Ain't We Got Fun
Youtube: True Blood Season 3 Finale Promo
 

God Hates Fangs 10 - I Smell a Rat

Howdy partners!  Let us mosey on down to Bon Temps, where we find "fucking lame" fairies, vampire terrorists, dog-kicking and overpriced hookers.

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Links:

Wikipedia - Jeffrey Dahmer
Trailer for Red Hill

God Hates Fangs Podcast 09 - Everything Is Broken

Darkness forever!  This week, the True Blood carnage involves corpse disposal, incest, Bruce Campbell and quickfire spine removal.

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Links:

The Haun Solo Project on Myspace
Wikipedia: Maya Jaguar Gods
Still of Earl Stackhouse article 1
Still of Earl Stackhouse article 2
Rolling Stone Cover

God Hates Fangs Podcast 08 - Night On The Sun

True Blood fans, we salute you!  We would be honoured if you would join us in this look at Wayne's World references, shower masturbation, ninja vampires and man-beast-gimps.

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Links:

Todd Lowe's band Pilbilly Knights on Myspace
Movieline Interview with Theo Alexander (Talbot)
Corn Fritters Recipe
Biscuits Recipe
Interview with costume designer Audrey Fisher

God Hates Fangs Podcast 07 - Hitting The Ground

Live long and prosper!  Here at God Hates Fangs, we're addressing the issues of dog fighting, the true nature of biscuits, eyelid piercings, and inuit prayers.

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Link:

Article: 10 Ways True Blood Got Dogfighting Right

God Hates Fangs Podcast 06 - I Got A Right To Sing The Blues

Greetings and salutations!  Take a journey with us in to the world of True Blood, where in episode 6, heads are crushed, throats are slit and jugulars are torn out. 

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Links:

Video: Comic Con Panel Part 1
Video: Comic Con Panel Part 2
Video: Comic Con Panel Part 3
Video: Comic Con Panel Part 4
Video: Comic Con Panel Part 5
Video: Season 3 Part 2 Trailer
Video: Postmortem - Nan Flanagan on Sunday Morning With McCafferty
Wikipedia: Marie of Romania
Wikipedia: Eshu
Wikipedia: Shango
Rules of Karnoffel Card Game

God Hates Fangs Podcast 05 - Trouble

Bon jour, mes ami!  Join us in this week's show, as we turn our attention to vampire texting, man-hugs, dissolving faces and possible blunt-smoking. 

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Links:

First Ten Pages of True Blood Comic Issue One
Painting of Russell and Talbot
Let The Right One In Trailer
Let Me In Trailer

God Hates Fangs Podcast 04 - 9 Crimes

Hola, amigos!  Welcome back, here's episode four, in which we contemplate suckerpunches, inbreeding, dead strippers and Rudyard Kipling.  Enjoy!

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Links:

Entertainment Weekly Article on Set Design
Autocar Article on SV9 Competizione
Mythological Creatures: Vampires Video
Mythological Creatures: Shape-Shifters Video
Wikipedia Article on Goody Osborne and the Salem Witch Trials
"The Betrothed" by Rudyard Kipling

Your Podcast Needs You!

Howdy folks, hope your withdrawal symptoms are not too harsh in this True Blood-less week.  We're going to be adding a new feature to our show - Listeners' Questions.  So if you have any burning queries about the TV series or the books, drop us an e-mail or leave a comment and we will endeavor to answer them in the next podcast. 

Contact us at:

godhatesfangs@hotmail.co.uk

God Hates Fangs Podcast 03 - It Hurts Me Too

Greetings comrades!  Join us in episode three of our podcast, in which we ponder werewolf bar brawls, vampire Elvis, neck-breaking sex and Sam's pa's filthy underpants.

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Links:

Jessica's Video Blog
Still of Bill's family photo from season 1

God Hates Fangs Now On iTunes!

Good news folks, we have been given the iTunes seal of approval, and our podcast is now available for free over at their store.  Subscribe here:

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=378466479

God Hates Fangs Podcast 02 - Beautifully Broken

Welcome back folks, here's our second podcast!  This week we're discussing Nazi werewolves, blood-flavoured ice cream, chainsaws and kickass boots. 

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Links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_B%C3%A1thory
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longwood_(Natchez,_Mississippi)
Snoop Dogg - Oh Sookie on Youtube

God Hates Fangs Podcast 01 - Bad Blood

Here it is ladies and gents, our very first podcast! Listen to us discuss serial killer babies, Lafayette's medicine cabinet, sleeping in dirt and six hour vampire sex marathons.

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Links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfsangel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werwolf

BATTLE OF THE FANG!
To donate to Stephen Moyer's charity:
http://www.trueblood-news.com/battle-of-the-fang-a-looziana-grudge-match

To donate to Alexander Skarsgard's charity:
http://askarsgard.com/?p=13520

Get Ready... True Blood Season 3 Starts TONIGHT!

Howdy guys and gals!

As we're sure you're aware, the first episode of True Blood season 3, entitled BAD BLOOD airs tonight on HBO. We're going to be recording a weekly podcast discussing each episode after they air. We look forward to hearing your feedback, and hope you enjoy the show.

Keep it bloody, fangbangers!