God Hates Fangs Podcast 56 - Almost Home

The end draws near!  So join us to contemplate a smoke monster baby, who will inherit Maxine's doll collection, and what exactly you should do when the local reverend and his wife start tripping balls in your front yard.

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True Blood Auction/

God Hates Fangs Podcast 55 - May be the Last Time

Technical gremlins held us back, but fear not, we're here at last!  Let's take a look at shirtless vacuum cleaning, implausibly tech-savvy gangsters, and whether it's weird to snuggle with your terminally ill vampire dad.

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Alcide has Green Arrow's chest

God Hates Fangs Podcast 54 - Karma

Better late than never!  Apologies for our tardiness, we're back in business and discussing dubious Yakuza vehicle choices, the benefits of a jawbone as a blunt instrument, and the perils of receiving fellatio from a furious vampire.

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God Hates Fangs Podcast 53 - Lost Cause

It's party time!  This week's festivities include disgruntled Republicans, cowboy vampires and jaw-ripping death.

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The Vault: Who's Gonna Live Poll

God Hates Fangs Podcast 52 - Death is not the End

We're here to bring you the lowdown on True Blood's return to form, with talk of  vampire jet planes, the demise of Blockbuster Video, and the benefits of living on an oil rig during a vampire apocalypse.

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Stephen Moyer & Alexander Skarsgard Want A Bill & Eric Love Scene On 'True Blood'

God Hates Fangs Podcast 51 - Fire in the Hole

Death walks among us!  And he's taking out our favourite True Blood characters one by one.  Here you will find ruminations on excessive chest hair, Victorian vampire mash-ups and the mother of all 80s wigs.


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God Hates Fangs Podcast 50 - I Found You

Unfortunately the iPad ate our "Hello" at the start of the episode, so we're going to say "Hello" here instead.  Hello.


This week we're drunkenly ploughing our way through obscure children's books references, the mother of all periods, and some confusion over Mötley Crüe's role in all this.


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God Hates Fangs Podcast 49 - Jesus Gonna Be Here

At long last, we have returned!  Here's our take on the season seven premiere of True Blood, in which we discuss the whereabouts of Eric's burning penis, Sookie's perpetual stupidity, and Sam's inability to morph into a velociraptor. 


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https://twitter.com/AnnaPaquin
https://twitter.com/_smoyer
Stephen Moyer talks Soccer Aid

God Hates Fangs Podcast 48 - You're No Good

We're all hot and bothered as we take at look at season six, episode three of True Blood.  Contains Sam's junk, inept policing, and Epic Hippie Redshirt Death.


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God Hates Fangs Podcast 47 - The Sun

Belated greetings, boys and girls!  In our all-new podcast we take a look back at the excessive ladygardens, disturbing contortions, and extremely dubious new love interests of season six, episode two of True Blood.

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EJ Scott's eBay store
Jessica's Vlog
Playstation Nation Podcast

God Hates Fangs Podcast 46 - Who Are You Really?

Billith has risen!  And so have we, to bring you our recap of the first episode of season six of True Blood.  Here be werewolf threeways, inept vampire SWAT teams, bonus superpowers and Bill's junk.

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True Blood in 36 gifs


Andy's Trout Flies T-shirt

God Hates Fangs Podcast 45 - Best and Worst of Season 5

We're back from the dead to bring you a run down of our ten best and ten worst things about season five of True Blood!

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God Hates Fangs Podcast 44 - Save Yourself

The apocalypse is here!  So we're settling down for a lovely night of exploding redshirts, fly vision and shiny vaginas. 

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Please let us know your suggestions for our forthcoming "Ten best and ten worst things about season six" podcast! 

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The Vault: Nat's article about Bill
Bonus scene

God Hates Fangs Podcast 43 - Sunset

The world's going to Hell in a handcart!  And we're along for the ride, bringiug you tales of fairy survival tactics, Alcide's Terminator dad, and the benifits of owning a helicoptor. 

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The Barrens trailer
Calvin Klein commercial
The Vault Cliffhanger Compentition

God Hates Fangs Podcast 42 - Gone Gone Gone

We're drunk as skunks!  But we're going to endeavor to bring you the latest on inventive vampire deaths, methods of hiding pregnancy bumps, and the pros and cons of moving to Alaska.

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God Hates Fangs Podcast 41 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World

Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1989!  And we're giving you the low-down on ineffective vampire guards, shapeshifter fly-squishing and vaginal-looking penises.

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http://www.keepamericahuman.com/

God Hates Fangs Podcast 40 - Somebody That I Used to Know

We're hungry like the wolf!  And we're here to talk to you about shape shifter snake venom, werewolf smackdowns, and shagging your doppelganger.

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God Hates Fangs Podcast 39 - In the Beginning

Fear and loathing in New Orleans!  This week we're chatting about vampire acid trips, flying cars, and well-trimmed pubic hair.

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2GuysTalking: Fangbanger podcast

God Hates Fangs Podcast 38 - Hopeless

Well met by moonlight!  Our latest offering concerns manfunctioning microwave fingers, pre-loaded crossbows, and the question of how many zombies you can fit in a werewolf barn.

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Comic Con season 5 trailer
Donate to Kristin Bauer van Straten's Out of Africa documentary
Jessica's T-Rex t-shirt

God Hates Fangs Podcast 37 - Let's Boot and Rally

It's the return of the king!  Join us for a discussion on supernatural Scooby gangs, evil puppet vampires and He-Man pyjamas.

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Wiki: Ifrit